boobies.

“I had a girl dream last night,” E-Niner announced to me in the waiting room of his therapy clinic where a couple of kids and parents were in earshot. I cringed because I had a feeling I knew what was coming next: “I dreamed of boobies.”

Well, they say in some areas he’s advanced for his age.

When this kid finds out about Playboys, I’m in trouble.

Wait. What am I saying? I’m already in trouble.